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很多养狗的朋友去宠物店,给自己家的宝贝做造型,当问到价格的时候都会很吃惊:怎么会这么贵啊!比人理发还要贵!是不是坑人啊? 当你看完下面的内容你就知道其中的原因了!
1. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a bath.
你的美发师不会为你洗澡!
2. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a manicure and pedicure.
你的美发师不会为你修脚趾甲!
3. You don't try to bite or scratch your hairdresser.
你不会咬伤或挠伤你的美发师!
4. You don't twiggle, spin or try to jump out of the hairdresser chair.
你在美发时不会在椅子上试乱动、乱跳或逃离你的位置!
5. Your hairdresser only cuts the top of your head, not your whole body.
你的美发师只修剪你的头发,不会修剪你全身的毛!
6. You don't try to hump the hairdresser.
你不会试图攻击你的美发师!
7. Your hairdresser doesn't wipe boogies from your eyes.
你的美发师不会清理你的眼屎!
8. Your hairdresser doesn't pluck and clean your ears.
你的美发师不会为你清理你的耳朵!
9. Your hairdresser doesn't squeeze your anal glands.
你的美发师不会为你挤肛门腺!
10. You don't poop or pee while you are getting your haircut.
你的美发师不会在为你做美发时还清理你的大小便!
11. Your hairdresser doesn't remove fleas or ticks.
你的美发师不会为你清理身上的跳蚤!
12. You don't go 6 weeks (or more) without brushing or washing your hair.
你不会连续六周以上不梳、洗头发!
13. You don't try to bite the clippers, scissors, brush, nail clippers or dryer.
你不会试图去咬电推子、剪刀、梳子、指甲剪和电吹风!
14. It doesn't take 3 people to trim your nails.
你不需要三个人为你剪指甲!
15. Your hairdresser would never wash your butt.
你的美发师绝不会为你洗屁屁!
16. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a "sanitary trim".
你的美发师不会为你打理“那个”部位!
17. Drying your hair doesn't blow hair all around that gets on everything.
你的头发不会乱飞或者粘在身上!
18. You don't howl or bark while having all this done.
你不会在美发时鬼哭狼嚎!
如果你身边有从事宠物的朋友,请好好对待他们。他们真的很不容易,工作的环境真的不是很好,时间久了还会落下一些职业病,只因为对宠物的喜爱,才无怨无悔!
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